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Two Rhyme Saiyans (Walk Into a Bar) ft. Dis Thoughts

from Emptiness: 2019-2021 by 88 Diagrams

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So... I got a joke for you...
Two rhyme saiyans walk into a bar....

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Check out Disthoughts!!!
Twitter: twitter.com/DisThoughts
Soundcloud: @disthoughts

Special thanks to Lil Frightz for the artwork!!!
Instagram: www.instagram.com/lilfrightz/
Website: rioscortse.wixsite.com/serios

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Lyrics:
88 Diagrams:
Mm… food, true doom banging beats with metal fingers,
Tape leechers, smack 12 year olds with V-Triggers.
Blockbusters, beatdowns like a fuckin Christmas miracle,
Run the jewels, count to fuck, stockings filled with lumps of coal.
Fist fights in middle school, call me Malcom,
YNGSN, MPCs are what determines the outcome.
With the knowledge of legends, Slick Rick to Aesop,
As I got more bars than Hmong gangs who got shot.

DisThoughts:
And I'm a young rapping Hot Shot like Eyedea
- R.I.P. - I'm D.I.S. Thoughts
I'm the type of guy who might deny that your waifu's nice
I'm just a regular knave who likes inciting flamewars
with no other discernible aim or gain asides from
maintaining quite unbelievably lame and idle fights
among these weebs until they weep so openly that you would think
that they'd just seen the ending scene in Grave of the Fireflies

(Break)

DisThoughts:
So get your fucking inane brain and your exceedingly likely spiteful
weirdass hide right astride Akira's cyber bike
now it's ride or die, fake or try, fear us, wear a cuirass
if you maybe like but stake your lives
and stay the fuck - inside the cypher guys!
You bleary-eyed bums are clearly too dumb to realize that lady luck you idolize
is done caring and she's really not a tsundere she just hates your guts
yeah, I'm an aging fuck; but rhyming-wise I'm an old scarey chess vet

88 Diagrams:
Five fingers of death with cold stares like Esdeath,
Spontaneously collect wasted potential you’ve invest.
I’m a mess, I’m a weeb that embraces the malaise,
So they wring what they fathom into a rusted old chalice.
With a morbid atonement, yanderes, higurashi,
As they gamble around graves with naruko and hopis.
Get busy, waifus feeling heat like Sean Paul,
Since the only thing you'll hear are cheat codes and phone calls.

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from Emptiness: 2019-2021, track released August 20, 2021

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